Well, there's another career down the drain...

Recently a local dog groomer cut off a dog's ear, superglued it back on and returned the dog to the owner, and then hightailed it out of town.

I guess what strikes me as funny about this story is the idea of someone so inept they can't even groom a dog without having to flee an angry mob.

And, somehow, it also reminds me of the Bush gang in Iraq....